SANDMAN TURNS 28; EXPERTS “DEEPLY CONCERNED”
Family members confirm the author is “basically the same, just older.” Doctors decline to comment.
PJ Sandman, seen here allegedly enjoying himself.
DALLAS — In a development that has stunned absolutely no one, PJ Sandman has once again completed a full trip around the sun, bringing his official age to 28.
“We saw it coming,” said one sibling, who requested anonymity but is clearly the person who made this website. “Honestly, he’s been getting older for years.”
When reached for comment, Sandman muttered something about AI, earnings per share, and a buying opportunity, and then slammed the door on our reporter.